Wednesday, April 20, 2011

How to become popular on facebook!

This is the tutorial on how to become popular on facebook! :D

1. If you don't know what to do with your life then you've come to the right place! So first,make the facebook profile!

2. Take the best photo you can and then fix it in photoshop. Also you can make an album.

3. Start adding friends,it doesn't matter whether you know them or not.

4.. You have to have at least 1000 friends.

5. Like everything,join to groups,participate in everything. It's the best way to people notice you.

6. Put on "cool",interesting,mean,silly,funny,sad,stupid statuses.

7. Put on a "cool" name,it doesn't have to be yours,cause the people will add you more.

8. When people like your photo or compliment it ,you always say like "thx,love ya :*,aww,thx"

9. Every time when someone gets you angry,frustrated,sad,lonely etc. ,always put it on statuses,to people can see how you feel right now.

10. Pray everyone to like your photo,status.

11. Add a stranger to family relations (brother,sister..)

12. Don't forget to use new English words like:"omg,lol,rofl,ttyl,xoxo etc...

13. Take a photos in bathroom!

14. Find your body pose and use that pose on all other photos.

15. On photos write some lyrics that everyone in your community knows.

16. Write inbox chain messages like "if you don't send this to 10 other people you will dye" or "if you send this to 10 other people something nice will happen to you till the end of the day"

17. When your chatting and sending messages privately always be communicative,send " :) , :D ,xD ,<3 ,:* " .

18. Every month write s**t like "Now,i'm deleting my friends" or "I'm going to deactivate my profile"

19. When you find a boyfriend/girlfriend write on his/her wall how much you love him/her.

20. And if you follow this 20 steps,you will become popular in no-time!

GOOD LUCK! :D

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